Saturday, April 14, 2012

Excellent Paperwork-2










                                                                                    source : internet

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Husband & Wife(celeb)2






                                                 
                                                                                            source : internet

Sunday, April 1, 2012

4 Friends

    
                There were 4 friends in Mumbai. They decided to start a business. They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel. 
               The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer. The friends waited but nobody turned up. The story was the same the next day. A week passed but nobody turned up.
WHY ?  --
Bcos there was a sign at the entrance " visitors not allowed ".
Plan 2 :
               After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage. The 4 friends waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their garage. They waited for one day, 2 days , a week but no car came to their garage.
WHY  ? --
Bcos their garage was on the first floor.
Plan 3:

              After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving. They bought a new premier padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers . They drew past Churchgate but nobody hired their taxi. They went to Nariman point yet nobody hired their  taxi. They drove to Chatrapati shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hired their taxi. In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but nobody hired their taxi.
WHY  ? --
Bcos all the four friends were sitting in the taxi.
Plan 4:

            All the 4 friends were very disgusted with their car and decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch. They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldnt move. They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldnt move. 
WHY  ? --
Bcos two friends were pushing from front and two from behind.    
                                                                                      source : internet